Lammentations of a one programmer

This is the list of Microsoft MCP exams I’ve passed until now:

70-100 Analyzing Requirements and Defining Solution Architectures (16.11.2001)
70-176 Designing and Implementing Desktop Apps with MS VB 6.0 (8.2.2002)
70-175 Designing and Imp. Distributed Apps with MS Visual Basic 6.0 (22.2.2002)
70-229 Designing and Imp. Databases with MS SQL Server™ 2000 (26.4.2002)
70-306 Developing and Imp. Windows-based Apps with VB.NET (28.1.2004)
70-310 Developing XML Web Services and Server Comp. with VB.NET (16.9.2004)
70-300 Analyzing Reqs and Defining MS .NET Solution Architectures (1.5.2005)
70-305 Developing and Imp. Web Apps with MS Visual Basic .NET (10.11.2005)
70-536 TS: .NET Framework 2.0—Application Development Foundation (30.6.2007)
70-526 TS: .NET Framework 2.0 – Windows-Based Client Development (30.9.2007)
70-548 PRO: Designing and Dev. Windows-Based Apps by Using .NET (31.12.2007)
70-431 TS: Microsoft SQL Server 2005 – Imp. and Maintenance (31.12.2007)
70-441 PRO: Designing Database Solutions by Using SQL Server 2005 (1.4.2008)
70-442 PRO: Designing and Opt. Data Access by Using MS SQL 2k5 (1.7.2008)
70-504 MCTS: .NET Framework 3.5, WF Applications (1.12.2008)
70-503 MCTS: .NET Framework 3.5, WCF Applications (1.2.2009)
70-505 MCTS: .NET Framework 3.5, Windows Forms App Dev. (15.9.2009)
70-563 PRO: D&D Windows Applications Using .NET Framework 3.5 (15.9.2009)
70-502 TS: .NET Framework 3.5, WPF Applications (2.2.2010)
70-562 MCTS: .NET Framework 3.5, ASP.NET App Development (20.7.2010)
70-564 PRO: D&D ASP.NET Applications Using .NET Framework 3.5 (2.9.2010)
70-521 UPGRADE: MCPD.NET 3.5 to MCPD.NET 4.0 Win (8.3.2011)
70-664 TS: Lync Server 2010 Configuration (11.5.2011)
70-523 UPGRADE: MCPD.NET 3.5 to MCPD.NET 4.0 Web (29.6.2011)
70-433 TS: SQL Server 2008 Database Development (27.9.2011)
70-451 PRO: SQL Server 2008 Database Development (8.11.2011)
70-665 PRO: Lync Server 2010 Administrator (22.11.2011)

The exams I plan to pass:

MCTS: .NET 4, Service Comm. Apps
MCTS: .NET 4, Data Access
MCTS: Silverlight 4 Development
70-583: MCPD: Azure Developer 4
70-599: MCPD: Widnows Phone Dev.

Certifications received:

Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP), multiple times (2001),
Microsoft Certified Solution Developer (MCSD), VS 6.0 (2002),
Microsoft Certified Application Developer (MCAD), Win & Web (2004/2005),
Microsoft Certified Solution Developer (MCSD), .NET (2005),
Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist (MCTS), multiple times (2007),
Microsoft Certified Professional Developer (MCPD), .NET 2.0 Win (2007),
Microsoft Certified IT Professional (MCITP), DD SQL Server 2005 (2008),
Microsoft Certified Professional Developer (MCPD), .NET 3.5 Win (2009),
Microsoft Certified Professional Developer (MCPD), .NET 4 Win (2011),
Microsoft Certified IT Professional (MCITP), DD SQL Server 2008 (2011),
Microsoft Certified IT Professional (MCITP), Lync Server 2010 (2012)